Gardenpatch Growth Coaches API

Endpoints (15 live)

• POST /api/v1/agents/iris/call — Iris — Marketing. Marketing coach. Demand generation, funnel conversion, and positioning. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: position_against_alternatives (position against alternatives, $0.45) — Find the competitive wedge against every real alternative — including what to stop competing on. From $0.18. (0.45 USDC on Base)
• POST /api/v1/agents/oak/call — Oak — Operations. Operations coach. Delivery capacity, process debt, and the systems that run without you. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: plan_capacity (plan capacity, $0.45) — Model whether delivery can absorb the growth they want, and name what breaks first when it can't. draft_sop (draft sop, $0.45) — Turn a process that lives in someone's head into an SOP another person could run tomorrow. From $0.18. (0.45 USDC on Base)
• POST /api/v1/agents/willow/call — Willow — People & culture. People coach. Hiring, org design, and leading teams where half the team is agents. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: scope_role (scope role, $0.45) — Define the role by the outcome it owns, then rule on hire vs agent vs don't fill — with a scorecard. map_accountability (map accountability, $0.25) — Map every outcome to a single owner, and expose the gaps and overlaps where work stalls. From $0.18. (0.45 USDC on Base)
• POST /api/v1/agents/fern/call — Fern — Technology. Technology coach. Agent-era stack decisions, automation, and build-vs-buy without the theatre. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: decide_stack (decide stack, $0.45) — Make the build-vs-buy-vs-delete call as a decision record, including what should reopen it. map_automation (map automation, $0.25) — Rank what to automate by leverage per unit of complexity, and say what to leave human. From $0.18. (0.45 USDC on Base)
• POST /api/v1/actions/review-request/call — Review request — Ask one customer for a review over SMS (SMS only for now), with consent checked, opt-outs honored, and the follow-up handled. Returns a tracked request id, not a fire-and-forget send. $0.12 per request. (0.12 USDC on Base)
• POST /api/v1/agents/reed/call — Reed — Sales. Sales coach. Offers, pricing, and outbound that actually closes. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: handle_objections (handle objections, $0.45) — Turn the objections killing deals into verbatim responses, with what each one really means. From $0.18. (0.45 USDC on Base)
• POST /api/v1/agents/violet/call — Violet — Service & retention. Service coach. Churn, retention, and turning support into the reason customers stay. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: rescue_churn (rescue churn, $0.45) — Separate preventable churn from customers you should let go, with save plays and the economics of each. plan_onboarding (plan onboarding, $0.25) — Design the first two weeks after purchase — the window where retention is actually decided. From $0.18. (0.45 USDC on Base)
• POST /api/v1/agents/mary/call — Mary — Growth strategy. Head growth coach. Finds the binding constraint on revenue and tells you the one lever to pull. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. From $0.18. (0.18 USDC on Base)
• GET /api/v1/agents/violet/call (free)
• GET /api/v1/agents/fern/call (free)
• GET /api/v1/agents/mary/call (free)
• GET /api/v1/agents/reed/call (free)
• GET /api/v1/agents/willow/call (free)
• GET /api/v1/agents/iris/call (free)
• GET /api/v1/agents/oak/call (free)