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The Magic Conch, as an API. Pull the string ($0.05), receive one of the seven answers the conch actually says in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode 'Club SpongeBob', and nothing else, ever: 'Maybe, someday.' / 'Nothing.' / 'Neither.' / 'I don't think so.' / 'No.' / 'Yes.' / 'Try asking again.' The club always takes its advice before it does anything. Unofficial fan-made parody; not affiliated with…

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Endpoints (3 live)

  • GET /hail — Perform the chant: 'All hail the Magic Conch!' The club responds: 'Hooray for the magic conches!' That is all this does, and it is enough. (0.01 USDC on Base)
  • POST /ask — Ask the Magic Conch. It answers only in its seven lines from 'Club SpongeBob': 'Maybe, someday.' / 'Nothing.' / 'Neither.' / 'I don't think so.' / 'No.' / 'Yes.' / 'Try asking again.' Episode logic applies: what-should-we-do questions get 'Nothing.', either/or gets 'Neither.', repeat questions get 'Try asking again.' and then the sarcastic 'No!'. The shell knows all. (0.05 USDC on Base)
  • GET /ask (0.05 USDC on Base)

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